A New Mexico resident’s house has become the target of a jogger who every now and then squats and drops a deuce at his door. Yes. A cagona. According to the resident, “This is malicious fecal distribution.”

Now we all have witnessed girls popping a squat in parking lots to relieve themselves after a night of drinking but we have never encountered anyone converting that squat into a poop break. We commend the cagona for prioritizing the end of her workout versus wiping.

There are no leads for a potential arrest but we can assume the exchange between the jogger and resident would go a little something like this…